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Monday, 10 March 2008

25 Snippets Of Wisdom.

25 Phrases Of Wisdom

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more
than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one
you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life
is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite
government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably
need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of
checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts
feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with
it.

15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness
of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away
three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to
recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast
to the real world.

25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they
shall never cease to be amused.

1 people have experienced mischief:

tkwi said...

These are very interesting, and thank you for sharing. Many of them I have never read before.