Swindon Big B*ms

After living near Swindon for a few years I've noticed a physical or body trait that most women over the age of 16 seem to have in common.


They all have enormous bottoms ! The skinny women, the fat women, the average sized women even those who resemble an anorexic woman have huge bottoms.

I suppose I should feel quite glad this syndrome hasn't caught up with me as yet but I do spend an incredible amount of time sitting on mine.

Have you ever wondered why bottoms are called bottoms because they're really in the middle not the bottom so shouldn't they be called middoms or something ?