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Friday, 20 June 2008

Becks' Small, Big Package





Now we're all intelligent enough to know that magazines, newspapers and tv airbrushes and photoshops the celebs in their publications until they possess the skinnyness, flawless beauty and astounding lack of stretchmarks and wrinkles that we all have.

Sometimes however someone doesn't care too much or look too closely and mistakes are made (this is one of the best things about celeb mags).
So let's get on with the examples shall we?
I know you're waiting with anticipation.

First off we have David Beckham and his more than slightly "impressive" man goodies in his recent Armani advertising campaign,which are smaller in real-life.










This one is from a free sample for a healthy cereal that will help you lose weight and become curvy. While that would be a miracle in itself amazing the real amazing thing is how just by eating this cereal you can change the colour of your stomach.






Maybe that's the problem with this model below. She eats nothing but that cereal which is why her waist is so freakish weird.



And you though size zero was small!

I think the moral of the story is "If you're going to photoshop your model, get someone to double check it for you"

4 people have experienced mischief:

Homemom3 said...

wow what a difference. that's too funny about the cereal.

Feener said...

that waist is SCARY ???

DysFUNctional Mom said...

The Curves add made me LOL!
(here from AllMediocre)

Teena in Toronto said...

Definitely a freakish waist!