The Most Expensive Burger (expensive and pointless)

A burger has gone on sale described as "the world's most expensive burger." It is being sold by the well-known one stop shop for heart attacks fast food restaurant "Burger King".

It costs an incredible £95 / $190 and will be dumped between a pitiful bun crafted by Burger Kings very own immature and inept, asbo holding, acne ridden, hygiene lacking staff.

It's called "The Burger" (wonder how long it took to come up with that name?) and consists of Japanese beef with white truffles, Cristal champagne onion straws, Pata Negra ham drizzled in Modena balsamic vinegar, organic white wine and shallot infused mayonnaise and pink Himalayan rock salt.

Now, I don't know about you but if I was willing to spend £95 ($190) on a burger I wouldn't be buying it from Burger King. I'd want it to be made by a top chef and served by gorgeous, naked men in elegant surroundings possibly on a plate gilded in gold leaf not in a cardboard box.

A statement released by Burger King says that "The Burger" is an extension of Burger King's quality burger menu and is aimed at burger aficionados, looking for the ultimate burger taste experience. Somehow I can't see too many people going for this just the Spears / Lohan wannabe's.