My adventures & misadventures in parenting & life.

Tuesday, 25 March 2008

Trapped, never-ending pain.

I've been in complete and total agony pain for three days now.
It hurts to breathe, it hurts to not breathe.
I have so much trapped wind I'm a wet dream for Richard Branson and his balloon flights. I hurt from my throat to my tummy and the nausea is only getting worse along with the pain and difficulty in breathing.

How on earth can such a little bit of wind cause so much pain and hurt?

Why isn't my gaviscon, (you know the one that gives 100% relief) working even a tiny bit?

Why can't I just do a trailer trash, red neck burp and feel better?
I hurt too much to be polite.

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